No you do not. (Read: Nobody gives a shit.)

awesomeness is on my mind. :)

Plenty of people in CO will be waiting to not give a fucking shit.

Ok, TN and it's weather can suck it! I'm moving back to CO where there is no humidity!!!! It's miserable outside!!!

You said it. (Faggot.)

you know how I know I'm gay? i cry watching sports on TV.

Can you feel people not giving a fuck? Because that's happening.

now has 4 days left of a very busy week. I'm pretty sure that I have more meeting this week than in the whole month of May....

Nobody gives a depressing shit.

Oh good. Now the smoke detector is going off in one long continuous beep instead of its normal intermittent ones. Time to climb a tall ladder. I love today.

Oh my God, people hate you.

just put my two favorite pairs of jeans in the dryer and forgot to take my lip balm out. I less two favorite pair of jeans now.

But still lightyears away from anyone giving a shit.

One week from the minication that will likely be anything but mini!

People are AMAZINGLY fucking bored with you.

had an AMAZING beach day. Now watching movies and drinking tasty cocktails. Perfect.

Nope.

just confirmed that the FAA's liquid restrictions on planes do not apply to breastmilk. In case anyone out there was wondering:-)

Now that people know where you are, they'll be sure to not give a fucking fuck.

Eating by myself at a Mexican restaurant for lunch right now. Sometimes ya just gotta get away ya know.

Show cancelled due to lack of shit-giving.

can't wait to see Coldplay tomorrow night with Jessica the bessica in Cinci-nasti!

Atlanta gives less of a shit than the rest of us.

Headed to the ATL for meeting

Good. Now people can continue not giving a shit.

is glad my internet is working again

We get it. You like sports. (Faggot.)

is grilling some Hawaiian chicken before the baseball game

Who the fuck are you talking to?

happy to be back on Fifth Ave. Where it is sunny-ish and warm. How the hell did we get San Diego's weather and San Diego got fog from Camden, Maine?

Nobody gives a nautical fuck.

is on a boat with Jess, JD, Jody, JaMo and various other jackasses!

People are fucking puking.

pedis, mini golf, batting cages and shaved ice with b. perfect summer day.

Nobody gives a single fuckin' shit.

my yard is now +3 shrubs and +2 pots of flowers... things are slowly starting to look like a real yard!

Doesn't matter. Nobody's fucking watching.

is sleepy.

You make people sick.

ffffrrriiiiiiidddaaaaayyy!

There's not enough people who give a shit.

there's not enough coffee in the office to wake me up this morning

Nobody else did. (They never gave a shit.)

Damn---I thought I would do better than that!

Not even Robert McKee gives a fuck.

just finished reading Robert McKee's book, "Story."

Not one shit given for a 10 mile radius.

cant wait to go on a run this afternoon. :)

Congrats, Doucheington.

Lamb of God show was crazy.

Shut the fuck up.

loves little dogs!

Everybody agrees. (Because you suck.)

should have stayed in bed

Don't worry. Give a shit people do not.

sinus surgery, sprained ankle, watery allergy eyes. i am a mess.

Nobody wants to know.

is in friday mode.

Nobody knows what you're fucking talking about.

All the clio50 talk has me restless and unable to sleep. Laying in bed thinking, pouring over ideas and sorting out the great from the good