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- We get it. You like sports. (Faggot.)
- Who the fuck are you talking to?
- Nobody gives a nautical fuck.
- People are fucking puking.
- Nobody gives a single fuckin' shit.
- Doesn't matter. Nobody's fucking watching.
- You make people sick.
- There's not enough people who give a shit.
- Nobody else did. (They never gave a shit.)
- Not even Robert McKee gives a fuck.
- Not one shit given for a 10 mile radius.
- Congrats, Doucheington.
- Shut the fuck up.
- Everybody agrees. (Because you suck.)
- Don't worry. Give a shit people do not.
- Nobody wants to know.
- Nobody knows what you're fucking talking about.
- You see the part where nobody gives a shit?
- Nobody knows you're gone.
- You'll be alone forever.
- No one is listening.
- Not even your family gives a shit.
- People hate you.
- Nobody will miss you.
- Get ready to be by yourself.
- Neat. (Read: Fuck yourself.)
- Nobody's watching. Nobody cares.
- Guess who cares. Fuckin' nobody.
- Oh boy. (You don't exist.)
- Nobody gives a shit.
- Anybody care? Nope.
- Sounds great. Nobody gives a shit.
- Fuck off.
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